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Jun 17, 2005, 05:38 PM // 17:38
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Academy Page
Join Date: May 2005
Location: A Lovely Suburb
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If Henchies Could Talk:
Hmmmm - perhaps we we should petition A-Net to add dialogue to the henchies for greater verisimillitude:
Stephan: OMG Lol! Alesia's tanking again! Alesia: **** u, noob! I'll play how I want Claude: You going to get us killed again, faggot! Alesia: Not like you help much, douchebag. Little Thom: Here we go again. Good thing I've got Res Signet. Alesia: u all suck. Reyna: *plink* *plink* *plink* Stephan: So wats your dp now, Alesia? Alesia: shut up Orion: I am dead! Alesia: ****ing noob ele stop drawing aggro Orion: what, so you can go tank instead of doing your ****ing job? Alesia: you want a res or not, noob? Orion: fine Orion: RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO Little Thom: Come on kids, try to play nice. Reyna: *plink* *plink* *plink* Stephan: Durham do you actually DO anything besides cast Distortion? Stephan: YO DURHAM! Stephan: Is he AFK? Little Thom: Well he's still casting Distortion so he must still be here. Stephan: DURHAM! EARTH TO DURHAM? Durham: It feels nice. Stephan: What does? Durham: Casting Distortion. It makes me tingly. Alesia: OMG you are so gay Durham. Then again perhaps this isn't such a hot idea. |
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Jun 17, 2005, 05:43 PM // 17:43
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ye olde England.
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lol. I think thats pretty much what they'd say, i reckon Thom would be hitting on Reyna most of the time, or just be drunk or trying to win money by making stupid bets.
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Jun 17, 2005, 06:18 PM // 18:18
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Academy Page
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Illinois
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http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=14975
There you can see a conversation among the real henchmen! Valentine, nice conversation! I think you nailed it with Durham's responses there. |
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Jun 17, 2005, 06:21 PM // 18:21
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2005
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You stole that conversation from my group last night, didn't you?
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Jun 17, 2005, 06:22 PM // 18:22
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: May 2005
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Ugh. I never talk like that. And Thom is not the one with the drinking problem. I'm not saying who is, but Orion is always broke and Stefan has been hitting up humans for dwarven ale in Droknar's Forge lately. Besides, I only tank when you do, because if I don't, Dwayna knows where you'll run off to and then blame me for being out of range when I have to save your sorry butt.
As for Durham... yeah. That was pretty much spot-on. |
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Jun 17, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14
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Academy Page
Join Date: May 2005
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That was really funny! |
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Jun 17, 2005, 07:19 PM // 19:19
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Apr 2005
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This was part of one of my posts at the-guild-hall this a.m.
"I can imagine what my henchies would say if they could talk. I wish they'd stream out more voice files for the henchmen eg. Stephan> "Alesia if you don't heal me I'm going to die".... Alesia> "Just a sec, I'm not done agroing the next mob yet." I get tired of hearing the "umphs" and "ughs" only." So I think this is a good idea. I'd like to hear the Ghostly Hero tell someone to stop touching him rather than it popping up in a bubble over his head. |
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Jun 17, 2005, 07:36 PM // 19:36
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Academy Page
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Cincinnati
Guild: Governors of Destruction [GOD]
Profession: R/
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Good post...I needed that at work
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Jun 17, 2005, 07:44 PM // 19:44
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Guild: Semper Reformanda [SeRe]
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The occasional !#@$ is pretty funny too
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Jun 17, 2005, 09:03 PM // 21:03
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Academy Page
Join Date: Jun 2005
Guild: The Silver Hawks
Profession: N/E
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I've always wondered about when a mission is done, a person warps to town, leaving the henchmen behind. Alone. *insert wolf sound in distence*
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